Oh, why, it's your friendly neighbor, that set of fries! But there's something about her smile that seems... off. But just for Daylight Savings, she has decided to give you a gift. No strings attached! She laughs like your third grade teacher did when you gave her your best Valentine's Day Card, with macaroni still falling off the fake doily and even if all those terrible gifts who laugh at you get her more expensive gifts, yours came from the heart, because inside, you wrote the best love letter possible.

What's her gift, you might ask! Only something great for someone like you, of course. She has decided to take it one step further, and save all light! That's right, just for you, she's taken away everything that emits light in the city!

"Don't worry, dear," she says, with the voice of your third grade teacher who laughed in your face at your happy heart, "This is for your own good."