Oh, why, it's your friendly neighbor, that set of fries! But there's something about her smile that seems... off. But just for Daylight Savings, she has decided to give you a gift. No strings attached! She laughs like your third grade teacher did when you gave her your best Valentine's Day Card, with macaroni still falling off the fake doily and even if all those terrible gifts who laugh at you get her more expensive gifts, yours came from the heart, because inside, you wrote the best love letter possible.

What's her gift, you might ask! Only something great for someone like you, of course. She has decided to take it one step further, and save all light! That's right, just for you, she's taken away everything that emits light in the city!

"Don't worry, dear," she says, with the voice of your third grade teacher who laughed in your face at your happy heart, "This is for your own good."

Good news! The burger rain has stopped! The people are saved. You may have enjoyed the frantic copulation, but that's the way it is.

"No need to thank me, dear." You hear the voice of someone like your third grade teacher, who you once saw with her hair down and her stockings tucked up, and you never looked at her in the same way again and you still sometimes dream of her at night, with your frail dreams that you could sweep her off her feet and seduce her with your hard looks, and you'd take her away from the dingy school where the kids laughed at you, and you would take her to a deserted island where she would live like she always wanted to live.

This voice belongs to a set of fries who have just moved in next door. She seems to be very nice!

But there is something about the way she smiles that gets to you...

The day begins as slightly cloudy, reminding you of the time your father sat you down for the serious talk of your life, when the business was going south, and your dog waited for you sadly by the screen door for the talk to finish, as if knowing that you'd need a great big dog slobber after the bad news. Days like this leaves your bones feeling nostalgic and yearning. You feel absent, though you don't know what. As your eyes graze upon the heavy weight of the clouds, you see a hamburger suddenly drop down from the sky. It lands in the middle of the road, innocently.

Then another. And another, and another, until the entire street is filled with hamburgers. Soon, there will be too many hamburgers. Will you starve to death from being unable to open the door to your apartment? Will you go mad when the electricity breaks down from the lettuce-filled terror-bringer? Will you drink your own blood when the pipelines break down from being clogged with soggy breadmeat? How many of you will copulate frantically and tragically against the sound of thumping fresh-milked cheese oozing down your windows?

It's now or never. That's right. It's raining hamburgers.

The next application round will open on the 7th. All applications will be reviewed within 72 hours. If we ask for revisions, we expect the revisions to be made within 72 hours, as well. We do not allow app challenges; it's first come, first serve.

PLAYER INFORMATION
Player name:
Player journal:
Contact information:
Over 18? We would like to emphasize there will be sexy hamburger times.

CHARACTER INFORMATION
Character name:
Canon:
Allergies: Some hamburgers in Hamburgerland will be made from machines that have also operated on diary products or nuts.
Hamburger suitability: Please answer in at least 500 words why you feel your character should be put in a land of hamburgers.
Favorite type of hamburger:
Least favorite type of hamburger:
Tastiness Level: How tasty are they? Please answer this seriously and thoughtfully. We will expect at least 500 words, as this portion will come up often in the game.

<big><font color="red">PLAYER INFORMATION</big></b></font> <b>Player name:</b> <b>Player journal:</b> <b>Contact information:</b> <b>Over 18?</b> We would like to emphasize there <i>will</i> be sexy hamburger times. <b><big><font color="red">CHARACTER INFORMATION</big></b></font> <b>Character name:</b> <b>Canon:</b> <b>Allergies:</b> Some hamburgers in Hamburgerland will be made from machines that have also operated on diary products or nuts. <b>Hamburger suitability:</b> Please answer in at least 500 words why you feel your character should be put in a land of hamburgers. <b>Favorite type of hamburger:</b> <b>Least favorite type of hamburger:</b> <b>Tastiness Level:</b> How tasty are they? Please answer this seriously and thoughtfully. We will expect at least 500 words, as this portion will come up often in the game.

Please reply to this page after you have been accepted! Leave a comment if you see any errors below.

Canons
Axis Powers Hetalia
Ace Attorney
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Baccano!
Bakemonogatari
Cave Story
Doctor Who
Hatoful Boyfriend
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
Homestuck
Kimi ni Todoke
Natsume Yuujinchou
Mawaru Penguindrum
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Merlin
Pandora Hearts
Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Shaman King
Sherlock
Sket Dance
Starry☆Sky
Steins;Gate
Supernatural
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Tiger and Bunny
The World Ends With You
Yandere Kanojo
Yankee-Kun to Megane-Chan

( axis powers hetalia )

( ace attorney )

( avatar: the last airbender )
( baccano! )
( bakemonogatari )
( cave story )

( doctor who )
( hatoful boyfriend )
( higurashi )

( homestuck )

( kimi ni todoke )

( natsume yuujinchou )
( mawaru penguindrum )
( the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya )

( merlin )

( pandora hearts )

( madoka )

( shaman king )

( sherlock )
( sket dance )

( starry☆sky )

( steins;gate )

( supernatural )
( tengen toppa gurren lagann )

( tiger and bunny )

( the world ends with you )

( yandere kanojo )

( yankee-kun to megane-chan )

Please place your reserves here! The reserves will last for one week, and only one extension may be requested. You may reserve up to two characters at a time. We will permit reserving two weeks ahead of time only due to extenuating circumstances.

Please fill out using the following form!

PERSONAL JOURNAL:
CANON:
CHARACTER:
HAMBURGER TYPE:

1. We understand that people have very strong opinions about hamburgers, but we ask that you try to get along with your fellow players! We want to encourage a game that is open and friendly to all hamburger lovers, whether you support the double stack or whether you champion the chicken!

2. Please be respectful at all times! Vegetarian hamburgers do exist, and any bashing of veggie burgers will result in an immediate bannation. We want to encourage people to feel free to speak up about their feelings.

3. If you have any problems, please come to us first! We strive to do our best to keep this a friendly community, but we cannot help you if you do not contact us first.

4. And please, have fun! If you don't, we will ban you.

You are transported to a land of hamburgers. Everything is hamburgers. There isn't anything that isn't hamburgers.

And they are very delicious hamburgers.