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You wake up and smell the familiar scent of juicy meat and delicious loafs of bread. When you open your eyes, you see a delicious hamburger in front of you. It has the meat exactly sizzled as you like it, and the buns are firm yet fluffy. The lettuce is crisp and green, and the tomatoes are as red as that bright red truck that your father always told you would be yours one day, and you still remember the first time you were riding it with the road running behind you and the sun beating down and your old dog running alongside with his mouth open wide and his tongue hanging out and the fields of corn whip past you. The cheese is also divine, yellow and melted just right into the meat. You have a choice whether to bite into that hamburger, or to walk away.
If you walk away, you'll always regret the decision for the rest of your life, just like how your father regretted selling that bright red truck to make ends meet, and how you never did find another truck like it.
If you bite it, it'll be the best hamburger you've ever eaten, and get transported to a land where everything is hamburgers. The buildings are hamburgers. The cars are hamburgers. The hamburgers are hamburgers. Welcome to Hamburgerland.