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hamburgers_rpg2012-01-02 02:36 am
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APPLICATIONS
The next application round will open on the 7th. All applications will be reviewed within 72 hours. If we ask for revisions, we expect the revisions to be made within 72 hours, as well. We do not allow app challenges; it's first come, first serve.
PLAYER INFORMATION
Player name:
Player journal:
Contact information:
Over 18? We would like to emphasize there will be sexy hamburger times.
CHARACTER INFORMATION
Character name:
Canon:
Allergies: Some hamburgers in Hamburgerland will be made from machines that have also operated on diary products or nuts.
Hamburger suitability: Please answer in at least 500 words why you feel your character should be put in a land of hamburgers.
Favorite type of hamburger:
Least favorite type of hamburger:
Tastiness Level: How tasty are they? Please answer this seriously and thoughtfully. We will expect at least 500 words, as this portion will come up often in the game.
PLAYER INFORMATION
Player name:
Player journal:
Contact information:
Over 18? We would like to emphasize there will be sexy hamburger times.
CHARACTER INFORMATION
Character name:
Canon:
Allergies: Some hamburgers in Hamburgerland will be made from machines that have also operated on diary products or nuts.
Hamburger suitability: Please answer in at least 500 words why you feel your character should be put in a land of hamburgers.
Favorite type of hamburger:
Least favorite type of hamburger:
Tastiness Level: How tasty are they? Please answer this seriously and thoughtfully. We will expect at least 500 words, as this portion will come up often in the game.
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PLAYER INFORMATION
Player name:
Player journal:
Contact information:
Over 18? We would like to emphasize there will be sexy hamburger times.
CHARACTER INFORMATION
Character name:
Canon:
Allergies: Some hamburgers in Hamburgerland will be made from machines that have also operated on diary products or nuts.
Hamburger suitability: Please answer in at least 500 words why you feel your character should be put in a land of hamburgers.
Favorite type of hamburger:
Least favorite type of hamburger:
Tastiness Level: How tasty are they? Please answer this seriously and thoughtfully. We will expect at least 500 words, as this portion will come up often in the game.
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but its up there
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in my heart
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Sasuke Tsubaki // SKET Dance
Player name: Katy
Player journal:
Contact information: katy@gaymail.gay
Over 18? INDEED I AM OLD ENOUGH FOR SEXY HAMBURGERS.
CHARACTER INFORMATION
Character name: Sasuke Tsubaki
Canon: SKET Dance
Allergies: Foolish hamburgers.
Hamburger suitability:
Also, he happens to like socialising with hamburgers. He can sit there for hours on end, debating which burger he is to get. Royal Milk Burger or Milk Burger? Which would Fujisaki choose? The choice of every burger is very important to him. If he gets the wrong one, he could lose his life. Burgers are tender and soft like a virgin bum, about to take it's first poop. It is something you must be delicate and sensitive about. Tsubaki knows this as he touches the buns, stroking them lovingly. They just taste so good. It's something he could never explain.
In essence, Tsubaki needs to be around burgers. His life unknowingly surrounds burgers. The warm, wet feel of the meat falling apart - nearly melting. He is addicted to it. Somehow, he doesn't gain weight and is perfectly healthy. He is the ultimate burger specimen. And completely willing. His body is so ready for burgers. He sings for them and screams over the sides of giant ships about to crash into icebergs just for a taste of one more burger. He wakes up in the night crying out for "Burger-sama". Burger-sama, arigatou.
He is fast with burgers. The fastest. He can get one off
to the next customer in less than a second. The burgers know him, they jump into his palms. He's a Burger King. He wears that crown so proudly. Burgers. Hamburgers. Beef burgers. He is a master of them all by the time this game ends. Tsubaki is ready to perfect and hone his skills into oblivion. He needs burgers. Burgers burgers burgers burgers burgers. He is too sensitive to them, that is something he will work on. his goal in like is to be a burger himself. He wants to give pleasure to another young man the same way his numerous burgers have pleasured him.
Tsubaki responds to other burger loves with kindness, though to fools who do not understand the great love that is Burgerphilia will see his wrath. he will scorn and curse and call them fools, for it is against the rules to not be one with the burgers. He will never forgive that man...! The one who did this! It is a burger drama of the century, and a major motion picture. Tsubaki Sasuke is truly a hero in the eyes of the burger public. And at night, he dons his burgers and races out into the cool sky, clad only in meated buns.
He becomes Tsuburger.
Favorite type of hamburger: Cheeseburgers.
Least favorite type of hamburger: IMPOSSIBLE.
Tastiness Level:
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why katy WHY
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